Carl considers himself a thoughtful, romantic husband — especially when it comes to surprises. On a routine grocery run, he proudly picks up two bottles of wine “just because,” proving that love doesn’t need a reason… or moderation. As Carl drives home, his definition of romance collides with rea...

When Carl is asked to walk the dog and help with the kids, he confidently reminds his wife of one simple rule: you wanted them. Unfortunately for Carl, accountability works both ways.

Carl tries to order a cheat meal at a drive-thru, only to discover that some voices follow you everywhere — even through a speaker box.

Carl agrees to a quick store run for one simple ingredient. He returns victorious… with everything except the one thing he was sent for.

Worried about his health, Carl visits the ER — where modern medicine quickly determines the problem isn’t his lungs… it’s anxiety.

After a minor park encounter, Carl convinces himself he’s a deadly fighter — until the same “opponent” shows up at his house to fix the garage door.

Carl insists he listens to his wife — selective listening, to be precise. By the end of the day, he learns just how dangerous forgotten details can be.

A simple question about human origins turns into Carl’s biggest mistake yet — and sparks a chase he definitely didn’t evolve fast enough to escape.